Hey, kids! Ian Jay here. Just poppin’ my head in on the front page to announce that I have a new all-purpose webcomics site: IANJAY.net!

On IANJAY.net will be posted the rest of Try Everything Once, as well as my other upcoming webcomics projects (Near High Noon, Epiphany, and whatever else I happen to think of) and maybe some art and writing and videos and music and whatnot, whatever I feel like sticking on there. It’s kind of a catch-all site for the plethora of projects I have running right now. If you’re already a reader, BOOKMARK THAT LINK. If not, mosey on over there and get acquainted with my work, AND THEN BOOKMARK IT ANYWAYS. (Even if you don’t like it. By hook or by crook, I am going to ram my imagination down your esophagus even if it kills us.)

ALSO, COMING SOON TO THE SCIENTEERS FRONT PAGE, a series of informative videos on the topic of webcomics, filmed by me and starring a friend and webcomics enthusiast who just moved into downtown Savannah. Stay tuned, folks…

If you’ve already been to ianjay.net today, you’d already know that my brand-new groundbreaking webcomic series Epiphany is up! But for those who don’t (oh, woe is them! Those ignorant, misguided wastes of air!), I’m telling you right now: My brand-new groundbreaking webcomic series Epiphany is up! It’s a long-form story, to be updated Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, about a high school student named Eli who’s going through sort of a crisis of faith. It’s not like much of anything I’ve written before, but I’m really keen on it, and I hope you will be too.

Come on over and give it a look! And keep checking back for more updates, as well as news and other fun stuff from ianjay.net! (I even redesigned the look of the site, sort of. The burning dumpster was starting to wear out its welcome. Anyways, check it out!)

Eh heh he… I haven’t updated this in a while yes? SorrieSORRIE I’ve had a lot of shifts at Nooks Cranny. And then I had computer problems, and there was an INCEDENT involving a pie tin and a half pound of bacon that I don’t want to go into… Anyway it’s Scienteer report time! Hopefully I’m not fired!
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Hello there, peeples! I’m Shelly Mander and I’m going to do the Webcomic Wrapup this week. Migglie told me in the mids of our AIM argument about what is cuter kitties or bunnies, that she has contracted the Squid Flu or something, and couldn’t do the wrapup this time around. This could also be why her site isn’t updating. She tried to tell me more, but I decided it got boring and started to watch an episode of Transformers on Youtube. It was the one where the Ghost of Starscream stole Metroplex’s eyes and he started yelling, “DECEPTICON INTRUDER IN MY BRAAAAAAAIN! DECEPTICON INTRUDER REMOVES MY EEEEEEEYES!”, and then… wait… nevermind. I’m doing this Webcomic Wrapup thing as a favor to Migglie. It’s only fair. I mean, I had to make up for the time I had her take my place when June wanted to watch that snuff flick. So here we go.

Epiphany

July 7th - That lizard lady reminds me of my cousin Susan.

July 9th - Relic? I love that on hot dogs and in tuna salad!

July 11th - I hope Tornado Cola tastes better than Pepsi Cola. I hate that stuff. I want a candy bar… *sniff*

Fortissima’s Treasure Hunters

July 7th - HOLY CRAP! THAT STERLING GUY IS TOTALLY PLAYED BY WARIO!!! I wonder if Nintendo knows he’s moonlighting?

Femmegasm

July 8th - I found that guys camera. It was just laying around next to some splattered something… I sold the tape for $3500 on Ebay.

July 10th - Stop laughing! That really hurt! *Sniff*

-Shelly *